The Leeds Pub Guide - By Ade and a few others
The Pubs
North Bar, Upper Briggate
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Best selection of world beers in the city. Only usually have one real ale, though there’s always Guinness
10
Birds
A complete mix, but there’s usually several amazing ones around, and the bar staff are usually pretty fit too.
8.5
Ambiance
Cool – wear what you like, the odder the better.
9
Music
Mid volume so you can talk, ranges from Count Bassey to hip hop – very random
7
Price
As it’s all imported beer, you pay for it. Cheapest pint is about £2:50
4
For
Top place, plenty to look at and loads of odd beers
Against
Pricey and we go there all the time
Horse and Trumpet, Headrow
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Selection of about 4 real ales in addition to all the usual ones – stella, Guinness etc.
9
Birds
Most of them have beards and swear profusely, though you’ll get the odd tart in a Santa outfit
4
Ambiance
Traditional Leeds boozer – no pretension, and if you say the wrong things you may get stared at
5
Music
Has a juke box and a standard background tape. Hear reasonable stuff most times
5
Price
Mid range – about £1:80 for Tetley’s and £2 for the real ales
7
For
A lot of seats and beers, not too pricey
Against
Sometimes get scum bags in there and there’s not a lot of totty to see
The Angel, Briggate
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
All Sam Smiths, the Stout is interesting…
6
Birds
Studenty types in the arm chairs upstairs
6
Ambiance
Old man downstairs, studenty and “younger professionals” upstairs. Quite acceptable all round
8
Music
Radiohead is popular downstairs but more eclectic upstairs – even heard New Order once or twice
6
Price
Dirt cheap - £1:26 for bitter and about £1:50 for lager.
10
For
Cheap and cheerful
Against
Long way from first floor to basement toilets
Whitelocks, Briggate
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Selection of about 7 hand pulled beers and all the usual lagers
10
Birds
Like the Angel, you get a mix of old dears and stunners, tend to get girls who drink pints of Old Peculiar there too
5
Ambiance
Good traditional boozer, copper and brass everywhere and people are usually friendly and polite
9
Music
None whatsoever
0
Price
Mid range – about £1:80 to £2:20 for most ales
7
For
It’s oldy worldy pub heaven
Against
A bit small around the bar and not a lot of girlies if you’re in perve mode
Hogshead, Lower Briggate
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
About 3 guest ales at most
7
Birds
Not too bad, slightly older crowd of secretaries out after work
6
Ambiance
A bit non-existant sometimes, sort of place where people meet and get out of quickly
3
Music
Commercial pop…
2
Price
Teetering on the expensive, though not a rip off.
6
For
Pretty big and has lots of plasma screens with Shakira and Holly bearing their midriffs on – handy if you’re lost for words
Against
A bit soul-less, only really a pit stop at the best of times
The Bars
Mook, Hirst’s Yard
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Cocktails, Stella and bottles
5
Birds
Some very nice ones, proper clubbing types with a few students thrown in
8
Ambiance
Quite a cool place, live DJ playing music so you can’t really talk as a group. Good pre-club warm up more than anyting
6
Music
House House House House
8
Price
Definitely not cheap as there’s no cheap drinks on offer
4
For
A decent bar if you’re getting to the end of your drinking tether
Against
No bitter worth drinking and no conversation allowed
Café Inseine, Duncan St./Central St.
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
The usual tap beers and lager. Frequented mainly for the cheap vodka-red-bull you can get there. Was £2 for a double last time.
4
Birds
Hit and miss, there may well be a party upstairs that is rammed full of it, or it could be empty!
5
Ambiance
Another pit stop pub
3
Music
Loud house and that kind of R’n’B stuff
6
Price
Cheap redbull drinks, but the rest is a bit pricey
5
For
Cheap redbull
Against
Everything else
Norman, Call Lane
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
A bit like North Bar, it’s got Erdinger and loads of foreign lagers, good for the more adventurous
9
Birds
They tend to flock here wearing very little
9
Ambiance
Frighteningly cool sometimes, tepid others. It’s a place to be seen in – usually no hassle
8
Music
Music is definitely 100000 miles away from being commercial
7
Price
Again, you’ll just about get 3 pints for a tenner, though they will be imported and usually nice
4
For
A “to be seen in” bar with nice beers
Against
Can be pretentious and pricey, and sometimes really packed and there could be a queue
Oporto, Call Lane
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Stuff like San Miguel, Erdinger and Stella on tap, and very nice cocktails and shorts available
9
Birds
Yes… Usually the more discerning ones in there too
9
Ambiance
Quite packed in the bar area and very little room away from there, though usually find somewhere to stand. Pretty lavish and opulent crowd
5
Music
The kind of music you wish you had in your collection – from the Beatles to Norman Cook, stopping off with the Stone Roses and the Prodigy…
10
Price
Premium but not a rip off – about £2:50 for normal stuff, more for posh`
5
For
A “to be seen in” bar with nice beers like Norman, but decked out a bit better.
Against
Can get crammed and you’ll never get a seat
Milo’s, Call Lane
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
A lager bar, they have the usuals plus Hoegaarden and Bud on draught
9
Birds
Yup, plenty of those, the cooler variety too
9
Ambiance
Definitely a cool bar, with a more soulful edge
7
Music
A soulful bar sometimes, a housey one others – often a live DJ
7
Price
Same as most the bars around there, bout a tenner for 4 beers, but more if you’re getting Hoegaarden
4
For
The décor and ceiling and unique, and always got a bunch of painfully cool people to push through to the bar
Against
Pricey, packed and a long walk up the stairs for the loo – an no one uses the loo for it original purpose….
Pitcher and Piano, Corn Exchange
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Think they do about 3 hand pulled beers and the usual lagers, though nothing special – beware they give out double spririts as defaults, you have to ask for a single – money grabbing bastards.
5
Birds
Quite a lot of the Cocktail party brigade here, lots of them in party outfits rather than being cool so more chatty than a lot of places
9
Ambiance
Sometimes a little like a Rugby boys night out
4
Music
Varies though usually dance oriented
5
Price
Outlandish really – premium prices for ordinary drinks
2
For
Full of richer birds who ain’t cool enough for Norman’s and Milo’s
Against
Quite public School in attitude and a rip off in general
Town house, Corn Exchange
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Seem to remember there being Boddies, Hoegaarden and the usual cooking and premium lagers. Their spirit and cocktail selection is excellent if you’re beered out
9
Birds
There’s 3 floors, the middle on tends to have most cause they dance a lot. There’s usually a lot on all 3 though
8
Ambiance
It’s one of the “new leeds” places where the moneyed riverside dwellers go to show off their new rolex’s. If yo get a decent spot though, it’s not a bad place at all
5
Music
Dance mainly, though varies from floor to floor – the middle one gets funky.
7
Price
Not cheap at all, though it’s not a rip off as most drinks are good in there
5
For
3 floors to pick from, good bar and lots of the Beautiful People to look at
Against
The door policy is notorious, look at the bouncers incorrectly and you’ll never get in. they do not discuss their policy
Fudge, Corn Exchange
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Tap beers, the usual, Konenburg is usually winner
6
Birds
One of the best places in town really, depending on the night, you may find your jaw hitting the ground several times. Short skirts rule there
9.5
Ambiance
Pre club and loud usually, 3 arches so plenty of room. Proper party atmosphere most nights
7
Music
Usually very loud house music – limits conversation to the person next to you most nights!
7
Price
Almost ridiculous, but about £2:70 for Kronenburg
3
For
3 arches gives you 3 areas to mix it up in. Definitely a place for eye candy and a boogy if you’re that way inclined
Against
Pricey, hot and packed most weekends
DV8
Criterion
Comment
Score/10
Beer
Shite and over priced
1
Birds
The give you a lap dance for £10, and there’s a free show on the stage every now and then. Some absolute beauties, some just off their peak, but you get to choose and they always say yes!
10
Ambiance
Seedy, giggly men on leaving and stag parties!
5
Music
Who cares… longer songs are better cause you get a longer dance
2
Price
About £5 to get in, £10 a dance and hugely over-priced ales
2
For
Lap dances
Against
Everything else.